She's So Small, Yet She Contains So

If You Have Come To These Pages For Laughter, May You Find It. If You Are Here To Be Offended, May Your Ire Rise And Your Blood Boil. If You Seek An Adventure, May This Song Sing You Away To Blissful Escape. If You Need To Test Or Confirm Your Beliefs, May You Reach Comfortable Conclusions. All Books Reveal Perfection, By What They Are Or What They Are Not. May You Find That Which You Seek, In These Pages Or Outside Them. May You Find Perfection, And Know It By Name.

The Pursuit Of Material Gain Is Ultimately Empty When Measured Against Eternity.

He Was A Writer And Words Were His Weapons.

Nothing Evokes The Prurient Like Puritanism.

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