You're Going To Break My Heart, Aren't

Like Most Beta Males, He Didn't Realize That Being A Good Guy Was Not Necessarily An Attraction To Women.

He Has The Attention Span Of A Hummingbird.

If You Think Anyone Is Sane You Just Don’t Know Enough About Them. The Key — And This Is Very Relevant In Our Case — Is To Find Someone Whose Insanity Dovetails With Your Own.

It's Like Time Travel Only, You Know, Slower.

In Business, As In Politics, The Public Is Ever So Tolerant Of Those Who Slime.