You're Going To Break My Heart, Aren't

Actually, Orcas Aren't Quite As Complex As Scientists Imagine. Most Killer Whales Are Just Four Tons Of Doofus Dressed Up Like A Police Car.

After All The Evidence Is In--after You've Run All The Facts By Everything You Know--and You're Still Lost, You Have To Do Some Things On Faith.

Why Write A Song When No One Can Play The Notes Or Understand The Lyrics?

Shoes Off In The Whale! And Don't Try And Make A Break For The Anus.

It’s Like He Has This Power Over Me—like I Have An Eating Disorder And He’s A Package Of Oreo Double Stuff Cookies.