She Was Only A Prostitute, But She

If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages?

The Safest Place To Be During An Earthquake Would Be In A Stationary Store.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

I'm Never Critical Or Judgmental About Whether Or Not A Movie Is Any Good. The Way I Look At It, If Several Hundred People Got Together Every Day For A Year Or So - A Number Of Then Willing To Put On Heavy Makeup, Wear Clothes That Weren't Their Own And Pretend To Be People Other Than Themselves - And Their Whole Purpose For Doing All This Was To Entertain Me, Then I'm Not Gonna Start Worrying About Whether Or Not They Did A Good Job. The Effort Alone Was Enough To Make Me Happy.

I'll Bet There Aren't Too Many People Hooked On Crack Who Can Play The Bagpipes.