Tell The People You Love That You

If 4 Out Of 5 People Suffer From Diarrhea…does That Mean That 1 Enjoys It?

How Do You Write Zero In Roman Numerals?

I Actually Was A Writer Who Had The Ability To Perform His Own Work As Opposed To A Comedian Who Wrote His Own Material. So That Really Made Me Happy And Changed My Whole Perspective.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.

Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane By Those Who Cannot Hear The Music.