She Can't Say No If She's Unconscious.

I Was Originally Casted To Be In The Superman Movie But I Read The Script And Realized That It Was Mysteriously Similar To My Screenplay For Zach Braff The Movie.

I Think Sports Are Very Beneficial In The Fight Against Obesity. I Remember Playing Little League - I Was The Best Person On The Pitch By A Long Shot. It Was Only Last Weekend Actually, I Think I Have Some Photos Of It If You're Interested.

It's Just Gods Way Of Getting Babies To Heaven Faster!

If Nothing Else, I'm Making A Movie That I'll Enjoy.

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.