Shakespeare Is Like Mashed Potatoes, You Can

I'm More Interested In Writing Than In Performing.

The English Wouldn't Give You The Steam Of Their Piss.

My Childhood Here... Was Very Limited. So It Was A Long, Long Time Before I Actually Went Out To Brooklyn.

It's Not Enough To Be American. You Always Have To Be Something Else, Irish-american, German-american, And You'd Wonder How They'd Get Along If Someone Hadn't Invented The Hyphen

There's Nothing Sillier In The World Than A Teacher Telling You Don't Do It After You Already Did It.