Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.

They Say That In Hollywood One Can't Be Honest, But I Think Honesty Counts In Hollywood Just As Much As It Does Anywhere Else. I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

Good Actors I've Worked With All Started Out Making Faces In A Mirror, And You Keep Making Faces All Your Life.