Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

Everybody Has A Heart. Except Some People.

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

If You Want A Thing Done Well, Get A Couple Of Old Broads To Do It.

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