From The Moment I Was Six I

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

I Want To Die With My High Heels On, Still In Action.

Old Age Ain't For Sissies

It's A Rare Man Who Can Stand Being Around An Intelligent Woman, Let Alone Married To Her.

Men Become Much More Attractive When They Start Looking Older. But It Doesn't Do Much For Women, Though We Do Have An Advantage: Make-up.