Hollywood Always Wanted Me To Be Pretty,

From The Moment I Was Six I Felt Sexy. And Let Me Tell You It Was Hell, Sheer Hell, Waiting To Do Something About It.

Psychoanalysis. Almost Went Three Times - Almost. Then I Decided What Was Peculiar About Me Was Probably What Made Me Successful. I've Seen Some Very Talented Actors Go Into Analysis And Really Lose It.

I Sent My Flowers Across The Hall To Mrs Nixon But Her Husband Remembered What A Democrat I Am And Sent Them Back.

What A Fool I Was To Come To Hollywood Where They Only Understand Platinum Blondes And Where Legs Are More Important Than Talent.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.