Hollywood Always Wanted Me To Be Pretty,

The Best Time I Ever Had With Joan Crawford Was When I Pushed Her Down The Stairs In Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

It Has Been My Experience That One Cannot, In Any Shape Or Form, Depend On Human Relations For Lasting Reward. It Is Only Work That Truly Satisfies.

Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.