Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.

I Believe In Sex And Death- Two Experiences That Come Once In A Lifetime.

Someday The Lion Is Going To Lie Down With The Lamb, But The Lamb Isn't Going To Get Much Sleep.

For The First Year Of Marriage I Had Basically A Bad Attitude. I Tended To Place My Wife Underneath A Pedestal.

A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There For The Rest Of Your Life.

The Wicked At Heart Probably Know Something.