See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because,

I Would Never Wanna Belong To Any Club That Would Have Someone Like Me For A Member.

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work. I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying.

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

Let's Say There Was A Burning Building And You Could Rush In And You Could Save Only One Thing: Either The Last Known Copy Of Shakespeare's Plays Or Some Anonymous Human Being. What Would You Do?

I Never Wanted To Or Expected To Make A Film Outside Of New York. New York Became Very, Very Expensive. The Same $18 Million Spent In Barcelona Or Rome Goes Much Further There.