See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because,

There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.

Today I Saw A Red And Yellow Sunset And Thought, How Insignificant I Am! Of Course, I Thought That Yesterday Too, And It Rained.

I Would Never Wanna Belong To Any Club That Would Have Someone Like Me For A Member.

Enthusiasm Is A Good Engine, But It Needs Intelligence For A Driver.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.