I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are

I Should Have Known Something Was Wrong With My First Wife. When I Brought Her Home To Meet My Parents, They Approved Of Her.

For The First Year Of Marriage I Had Basically A Bad Attitude. I Tended To Place My Wife Underneath A Pedestal.

Curiosity, That's What Kills Us. Not Muggers Or All That Bullshit About The Ozone Layer. It's Our Own Hearts And Minds.

It's All Through The Actors; I Cannot Write In That Idiom

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.