Say German Cars Are Sort Of Very

I Run A Lot. I Have This Five-mile Run That I Try And Do A Few Times A Week. If I Do More, I Get Shin Splints And It Drives Me Mad, So I Have To Balance It.

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!

No Action Hero Is More Closely Associated With Cars Than James Bond.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

When The Afterburner Lights, I Haven't Got 5,000 Horsepower. I've Got 10,000 Horsepower, And Possibly The Biggest Accident You've Ever Seen In Your Life.