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With The Case Of Running, It Really Is A Case Of Get Out, Set Yourself A Distance, Run It, And Then Do It Again The Next Day. It's Tremendously Simple.

I Would Love To Act. I Probably Won't Make It To Hollywood At 42 Years Of Age, But I'd Love To Act.

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!

I've Been In A Car Three Or Four Times When It Filled With Water And It's Not A Comfortable Feeling.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.