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Some Say He Isn’t Machine Washable, And All His Potted Plants Are Called ‘steve’. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

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Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

You Can Stick A Bmw Badge On A Dead Cat - And People Would Still Buy It.