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Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.