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The Iq And The Life Expectancy Of The Average American Recently Passed Each Other In Opposite Directions.

Thall Shall Keep Thy Religion To Thy Selves.

The Person Who Is Most A Part Of Me Is The Performer, Is The Standup, The Guy Who Says, "hey Look At Me, Listen To This!" I Do That Because That's What I Do, I Love Doing It.

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

Medical Researchers Have Discovered A New Disease That Has No Symptoms. It Is Impossible To Detect, And There Is No Known Cure. Fortunately, No Cases Have Been Reported Thus Far.