Russell Brand Has Announced That He Plans

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

I've Learned: When You Get Older, Who Cares? I Don't Mince Words, I Don't Hold Back. What Are You Gonna Do To Me? Fire Me? It's Been Done. Threaten To Commit Suicide? Done. Take Away My Show? Done! Not Invite To Me To The Vanity Fair Party? I've Never Been Invited! If I Ever Saw The Invitation, I'd Use It As Toilet Paper.