Romance Is An Illusion. Well, Romance Is

Cherish Forever What Makes You Unique, 'cuz You're Really A Yawn If It Goes.

There's The Media-driven Universe, In Which The Public Perceives You In A Superficial Way. Then There's The Universe That You Actually Inhabit, Where You Have To Get Up Even If You Didn't Sleep So Well, And You Feel Like Crap And Your Face Is Swollen.

For Days On End, I Would Hardly Speak, And When I Did Only The Vilest Sort Of Gibberish Would Spout Forth. I Became Morose And Fat. Unapproachable, Except When Eating - And Then Only By Waiters.

I Always Try To Balance The Light With The Heavy - A Few Tears Of Human Spirit In With The Sequins And The Fringes.

I Made A Pact With Myself A Long Time Ago: Never Watch Anything Stupider Than You. It's Helped Me A Lot.