Romance Is An Illusion. Well, Romance Is

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.

I Have My Standards. They're Low, But I Have Them.

I Made A Pact With Myself A Long Time Ago: Never Watch Anything Stupider Than You. It's Helped Me A Lot.

Self-esteem Is Something You Have To Earn! The Only Way To Achieve Self-esteem Is To Work Hard. People Have An Obligation To Live Up To Their Potential.

It's The Point Of Your View That Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners To Movies, The Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.