I Have My Standards. They're Low, But

I'm Looking For Something That Gives Me A Chance To Stretch. Because I Have My Own Work, And I Can Do Anything I Want In My Own Work - Juggle, Tap Dance, Anything I Want.

[on Helen Reddy:] She Ought To Be Arrested For Loitering In Front Of An Orchestra.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

There Are Bugs And There Are The Pigeons And Other Predators, But You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Them, Because This Is How Nature Works.

I Love Nature, In Spite Of What It Did To Me.