I Made A Pact With Myself A

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

Before One Actually Visits Them, Everyone Tends To Think Of Their Favorite Countries As One Grand Disneyland Filled With National Monuments And Historical Treasures Conveniently Laid Out For Easy Viewing, When What They Really Are Filled With, Of Course, Is People Going To Work, Laundromats And Places To Buy Rat Poison.

It's The Heart Afraid Of Breaking That Never Learns To Dance. It Is The Dream Afraid Of Waking That Never Takes The Chance.

My Whole Life Had Been Spent Waiting For An Epiphany, A Manifestation Of God's Presence, The Kind Of Transcendent, Magical Experience That Lets You See Your Place In The Big Picture. And That Is What I Had With My First [compost] Heap.

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.