Stick A Needle In Your Arm, You

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

I Just Want Your Body, Sheeba, I Don't Want Your Brains.

I'm Your Top Prime Cut Of Meat, I'm Your Choice, I Wanna Be Elected.

I Hear You Calling And It's Needles And Pins (and Pins) I Want To Hurt You Just To Hear You Screaming My Name Don't Want To Touch You But You're Under My Skin (deep In) I Want To Kiss You But Your Lips Are Venomous Poison