Rock And Roll Is My Religion.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

Sex Isn't The Priority Anymore, Now I'm 65. But It Still Goes On. I Want It And She Doesn't, Same As Ever.

Somebody Said To Me This Morning, 'to What Do You Attribute Your Longevity?' I Don't Know. I Mean, I Couldn't Have Planned My Life Out Better. By All Accounts I Should Be Dead! The Abuse I Put My Body Through: The Drugs, The Alcohol, The Lifestyle I've Lived The Last 30 Years!

There Are No Unlockable Doors.