If You Can Laugh At Your Mistakes,

I Don't Want To Be A Hero, I Don't Want To Ever Let You Down.

I Used To Smoke Cigarettes, Smoke Dope, Do Smack, Every F - - Thing. First, I Couldn't Function Without It. Then I Couldn't Do Anything With Or Without It. Then I Thought, "this Is The End Of The Line For My Fun Days."

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

I Think Mtv Should Consider Using Subtitles. Half The Time, Even I Can't Understand What The Fu*k I'm Talking About.

Do You Know What Causes Low Voter Turnout In America? It's The Result Of Having The Fate Of Our Nation At Stake. This Began With The Bitter Presidential Election Of 1828, Which Pitted The Education, Cultivation, And Puritan Constraint Of John Quincy Adams Against The Yahoo Populism Of Andrew Jackson, Thereby Deciding Permanently Whether America Would Become A Shining City Upon A Hill Or An Overlighted Strip Mall Along A Highway.