Revenge Is Sweet And Not Fattening.

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

Drama Is Real Life With All The Boring Parts Cut Out.

I Have A Perfect Cure For A Sore Throat: Cut It.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.