Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought,

It Is All Right To Hold A Conversation But You Should Let Go Of It Now And Then.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.

This Golfer Has A Wicked Slice. And Quite A Follow-through. That's Why His Partner, Who Stood Too Close, Is On The Green In Two.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.