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Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun In A Cookie Jar. It Just Isn't Done.

[ranger] "how's Your Mental Health?" He Asked. "i Heard About Soder." [stephanie] "i'm Rattled." "i Have A Cure." Oh, Boy. He Put The Truck In Gear And Headed For The Exit. "i Know What You're Thinking," He Said. "and That Wasn't Where I Was Going. I Was Going To Suggest Work." "i Knew That." He Looked Over At Me And Grinned. "you Want Me Bad." I Did. God Help Me.

You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck! What Will The Kids Think?" Stuart Bagget

You're A Marshmallow. Soft And Sweet And When You Get Heated Up You Go All Gooey And Delicious."-

I Don't Need Shoes. I Need A Night Scope. You Think They Sell Night Scopes Someplace Here?