Bullets Are Creepy." Stephenie

He [ranger] Stopped In Front Of My Parents' House, And We Both Looked To The Door. My Mother And My Grandmother Were Standing There, Watching Us. "i'm Not Sure I Feel Comfortable About The Way Your Grandma Looks At Me," Ranger Said. [stephanie] "she Wants To See You Naked." "i Wish You Hadn't Told Me That, Babe." "everyone I Know Wants To See You Naked." "and You?" "never Crossed My Mind." I Held My Breath When I Said It, And I Hoped God Wouldn't Stike Me Down Dead For Lying.

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum

Oh Good. I Love Being Bait For A Homicidal Mutilator." Stephanie Plum

Life Is About Survival Of The Fittest, And Jersey Is Producing The Master Race.