Republicans Have Pounced. They're Outraged. They Say,

Our Mistakes From The Past Are Just That: Mistakes. And They Were Necessary To Make In Order To Become The Wiser Person We Became.

In New York, Catholic Groups Have Forced An Art Gallery To Shut Down An Exhibition Of A Six-foot Image Of Jesus In Chocolate. So, The Archbishop Of New York Was Very Upset. He Said, 'it Is Appalling To Make Jesus Out Of Food! Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Bake Some Communion Wafers.'

My Father Said, Bring Along Your Best Girl. This Is Something You Say To A Pimp!

Meat Is Dirty. I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Without A Condom On It

Let Us Not Become So Tolerant That We Tolerate Intolerance.