I Think The News People No Longer

John Mccain, Who Once Called Jerry Falwell And Pat Robertson 'forces Of Evil', Has Now Come Out For Teaching Intelligent Design. That Is Sad, When Smart People Have To Pretend To Be So Dumb To Get Elected.

I Love The Tea Party. They Are The Ultimate Beer Goggles. They Make Everything Look Better.

Anyone Who Tells You That They Know, They Just Know What Happens When You Die, I Promise You, You Dont. How Can I Be So Sure? Because I Dont Know And You Do Not Possess Mental Powers That I Do Not.

Tea Party Has Now Cost The Republicans 5 Senate Seats. My Next Donation Is Going To Them.

I Never Hear Terrorists Say 'merry Christmas,' Only 'allahu Akbar'.