Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing Killers Of

Sticking To My Schedule, Ive Gotten Over Seven Months Ahead, Which Allowed Me To Write A Pearls Before Swine Movie Script For The Big Screen.

We Need More Cartoonists To Truly Retire When They Retire, And Not Run Repeats.

My Wife Staci Made Me Go To A Wedding Last Weekend...if It Weren’t For Her, I’d Be Happy.

I Seem To Be Able To Get Away With Pun Strips If I Add A Panel At The End Where I Somehow Indicate That I Know It's A Bad Pun.

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.