Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing Killers Of

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.

It's Best To Love Your Family As You Would A Siberian Tiger-from A Distance, Preferably Separated By Bars.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.

If A Restaurant Offers Crayons, I Always Take Them And Color Throughout The Meal. It Beats Talking To The People I Came To Dinner With.