Relaxation Is The Absence Of Worry.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!

I Can't Not Put Humor In A Book.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

If You Paint, Write, Do Mosaics, Knit - If It's Solving That Part Of Your Brain Saying, 'i Need To Do This,' You've Won.

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'