Relaxation Is The Absence Of Worry.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.

I Don't Want To Get Close To People Who Have Secrets That I Don't Know About.

You Always Got To Be Happy When Somebody Likes What You Do. It's Stupid Not To Be Happy.