I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed

I Don't Think The Goal Is, 'how Big A Star Did You Ever Become?' I Think The Goal Is, 'were You Able To Express Yourself?'

I've Done Performances In Movies That I Was Immensely Proud Of And The Movies Didn't Take Off Like A Rocket At Cape Canaveral, It Didn't Take Off.

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

If You Want To Be A Writer, Just Write. There's No Magic To It.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.