I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.

Film Is The Cheapest Part Of The Movie Making Process. The Expense Is The 100-man Crew And The Financing And Everything.

I Guess 'the Player' Was A Pretty Good L.a. Movie. And 'chinatown.' Was There Ever A Better L.a. Movie About A Certain Period In L.a.? That Was Terrific.