I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

I've Done Performances In Movies That I Was Immensely Proud Of And The Movies Didn't Take Off Like A Rocket At Cape Canaveral, It Didn't Take Off.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

When I Went To Acting School, The Kids That Got The Best Grades Were The Kids That Could Cry On Cue. But It Didn't Really Translate Into Careers For Any Of Them, Because The External Is The Easy Part.