I Don't Really Have Funny Things To

I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think It's Like Papal Infallibility, Which Is A Ridiculous Man-made Tenet, Like What I Believe Most Religious Tenets To Be, Are Man-made After The Fact.

Sometimes The Critics Review Me Harshly For Not Being Critical Of Government But It's Not Me Who Has Said I Was Political.

Tina Fey Is Part Of A Generation Of Women Who Have Changed The Face Of Comedy At 'second City,' 'snl,' In Sitcoms And In Film.

I Despise In Others My Own Characteristics.

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.