I Don't Really Have Funny Things To

I Can Do Most Anything And Not Have A Problem With It. The Only Time I Have Negative Attention Is When I Run Naked Through The Streets Brandishing A Handgun.

First Of All, "redneck" Is A State Of Mind, Not A Person. So The "racist Redneck" Thing Is A State Of Mind, Not A Geographical Location. So I Don't Mean To Imply That It's Just Southerners. And If You Don't Recognize The Racist Underpinnings And The Emotional Reactive Response You're Getting From These Teabaggers Because We Have A Black President, Then You Are Either Being Dishonest, Or You've Never Seen The Teabaggers.

Pedestrian's Rights - Because We Live In California, I've Got To Address This Issue. I Don't Know Where On The Fence I Am About That. I Suppose If I'm Walking, I'm All For It, But If I'm Driving, That's A Whole Other Can Of Worms.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Comics Competing Against Each Other.

If You Don't Do Any Self-examinations Or See A Doctor Ever, You'll Live Forever. That's How You Do It. The Diagnosis Is What Gets You. You Just Have A Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy With Any And All Bodily Functions.