Reality Tv To Me Is The Museum

I Know I'm Pretty, But I Ain't As Pretty As A Couple Of Titties.

You Can Play Older Than Yourself. You Can Play Younger Than Yourself Up To A Point, And Then That Just Becomes Impossible Because You Carry A Weight With You That You Can't Shift, Unless You Have Very Boyish Looks.

'nil By Mouth' Was A Bit Autobiographical, But As I Always Pointed Out At The Time, That's Not My Dad.

My Favorite Meal Would Have To Be Good Old-fashioned Eggs, Over Easy, With Bacon. Many Others, But You Can't Beat That On A Sunday Morning, Especially With A Cup Of Tea.

I Was Quiet, A Loner. I Was One Of Those Children Where, If You Put Me In A Room And Gave Me Some Crayons And A Pencils, You Wouldn't Hear From Me For Nine Straight Hours. And I Was Always Drawing Racing Cars And Rockets And Spaceships And Planes, Things That Were Very Fast That Would Take Me Away.