I Don't Like Men Who Blow-dry Their

I Have Had Issues With Depression All My Life, And It's Probably True To Say There Was A Tendency Towards It Even When I Was Very Young, During My Schooldays. There Was Often - And This Is Quite Common With Comics - A Sense Of Not Feeling As If I Belonged Anywhere.

Maybe I Fear Things Going Wrong So Much That I Pre-empt Them By Not Getting Excited About Them When They Appear To Be. Going Well.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.

One Of My Friends Went On A Murder Weekend, Now He Is Doing Life For It.

They Call It 'surfing' The Net. It's Not Surfing. It's Typing In Your Bedroom