I Love Mixing With Comedians When I'm

I Tend Not To Trust People Who Live In Very Tidy Houses. I Know That On The Surface There Is Nothing Wrong With A Person Being Well-ordered And Disciplined. Nothing, Except That It Leaves The Impression Of That Person Having Lived In The Confines Of A Stark Institution Which, Although He Or She Has Long Since Left, Remains Within.

Make Lots Of Money. Enjoy The Work. Operate Within The Law. Choose Any Two Of Three

In Many Ways, Not Fitting In Has Been A Comedic Asset And A Comedic Resource.

They Call It 'surfing' The Net. It's Not Surfing. It's Typing In Your Bedroom

I Was So Keen To Become A Comedian That Actually Doing The Comedy Itself Almost Came Second.