Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls

Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit To Anything.

Four Inch Nails Is More Like It!

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

Movie Stars Are Supposed To Be Healthy. They're Kept Happy And Nutritionally Together.