Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At Least Wise, But I’m Simply Mad And Violent.