Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

Movie Stars Are Supposed To Be Healthy. They're Kept Happy And Nutritionally Together.

Own What You Are, And I Mean Whether That's Art, Or Whether That's Fashion, Or Whether That's Music, Or Whether That's Acting, Or Whether That's Politics, Or Whether That's Literature; It's Own What You Are, And Grab It, And, You Know, Be As Prolific As Possible.

But, You Know, All Good Rock Is Easy.