If You Treat A Girl Like A

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I Don't Need Plastic In My Body To Validate Me As A Woman.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.