Reading Is Escape, And The Opposite Of

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If You're Looking For Monogamy, You'd Better Marry A Swan.

When Your Children Are Teenagers, It's Important To Have A Dog So That Someone In The House Is Happy To See You.

I Always Say That A Successful Parent Is One Who Raises A Child So That They Can Pay For Their Own Psychoanalysis.