If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue

No Man Can Be Friends With A Woman He Finds Attractive. He Always Wants To Have Sex With Her. Sex Is Always Out There. Friendship Is Ultimately Doomed And That Is The End Of The Story.

The Major Concrete Achievement Of The Women's Movement Of The 1970's Was The Dutch Treat.

Don't You Love New York In The Fall? It Makes Me Want To Buy School Supplies. I Would Send You A Bouquet Of Newly Sharpened Pencils If I Knew Your Name And Address.

Look At The Parts The Oscar-nominated Actresses Played This Year: Hooker, Hooker, Hooker, Hooker, And Nun.

Beware Of Men Who Cry. It's True That Men Who Cry Are Sensitive To And In Touch With Feelings, But The Only Feelings They Tend To Be Sensitive To And In Touch With Are Their Own.