Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of

When In Rome, Do As Rome Does.

Pessimism- Philosophy Forced Upon The Convictions Of The Observer By The Disheartening Prevalence Of The Optimist With His Scarecrow Hope And His Unsightly Smile.

Beggar, N. One Who Has Relied On The Assistance Of His Friends.

Hatred, N. A Sentiment Appropriate To The Occasion Of Another's Superiority.

Cemetery, N. An Isolated Suburban Spot Where Mourners Match Lies, Poets Write At A Target And Stone-cutters Spell For A Wager.