Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents Of Porcophagy.

Dictionary: A Malevolent Literary Device For Cramping The Growth Of A Language And Making It Hard And Inelastic

Infidel, N. In New York, One Who Does Not Believe In The Christian Religion; In Constantinople, One Who Does.

Brain, V. [as In "to Brain"]: To Rebuke Bluntly, But Not Pointedly; To Dispel A Source Of Error In An Opponent.