Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of

The Best Kind Of Onion Soup Is The Simplest Kind.

Respectability, N. The Offspring Of A Liaison Between A Bald Head And A Bank Account.

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

Cui Bono? [latin] What Good Would That Do "me"?

Academe, N.: An Ancient School Where Morality And Philosophy Were Taught. Academy, N.: A Modern School Where Football Is Taught.