Romance Novels Are Birthday Cake And Life

God's A Busy Guy. He Don't Have Time To Micromanage. What Are The Chances He Heard That? It's Early In The Morning. He's Probably Having Breakfast With Mrs. God.

When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

And Then It Gets So Hot That They Keep The Supermarkets Too Cold. Hot, Cold. Hot, Cold. It Gives Me The Runs." Mr. Landowsky

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.