Today, The L.a. Times Accused Arnold Schwarzenegger

You Know You've Had Too Much To Eat For Christmas Dinner When You Slump Down Onto A Beanbag And Realize... There Is No Beanbag.

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.

George W. Bush Has A New Campaign Slogan: "a Reformer With Results." I Don't Know What It Means [but] I Think It's Better Than His Old Campaign Slogan: "a Dumb Guy With Connections.

Humans Are The Only Animal Who Can Have Sex Over The Phone.

Let Me Just Say This: You Know Your Campaign Is Not Going Well When You Open A Press Conference By Saying, 'i Told You There Would Be More Lewd Photos'.