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Juno Macguff: [yelling Through The House] Dad? Mac Macguff: What? Juno Macguff: Either I Just Peed My Pants Or Um... Mac Macguff: *or*...? Juno Macguff: Thundercats Are Go!

To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To Have A Screw Loose.

Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists Who Like To Play God And Watch Lesser People Scream.

I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.