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You Know, I Did Not Like Being Famous. It Was A Stressful And Ugly Time, And I'm Glad It's Over.

There's Something Magical About Spending A Sunday Night Watching Real People At A Deli, Then Watching Fake People Pretending To Be Real On Tv, Then Engaging In (arguably) False Interaction With (arguably) Real People On The Internet. Never At Any Prior Point In Time Has This Been Possible.

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To Have A Screw Loose.