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In The Past, I'll Admit, I've Enjoyed Being Compared To The Protagonists In My Screenplays.

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For Me, I Am A Huge Fan Of Sofia Coppola And Lynn Shelton. I Love Lena Dunham, Like Everybody Else. I Love Kathryn Bigelow.