I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans,

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

The Greatest Charity You Can Contribute To Is Yourself. Instead Of Spending A Dollar To Help Feed Hungry Children, Why Not Spend That Dollar On Hair Gel So You Can Get The Perfect Cowlick?

She Can't Say No If She's Unconscious.

It's Not That I'm Racist Or Anything, Because I'm Not, But I Just Don't Think We Should Be Wasting Our Time Helping People That Are Going To Die Soon Anyway.