Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, I Love You,

Comfort Me By A Solemn Assurance, That When The Little Parlour In Which I Sit At This Instant, Shall Be Reduced To A Worse Furnished Box, I Shall Be Read, With Honour, By Those Who Never Knew Nor Saw Me, And Whom I Shall Neither Know Nor See.

My Real Name Was Thomas Jones Woodward, So I Dropped The Woodward.

I Think The First Time I Ever Wore A Tuxedo Was When I Played At The Talk Of The Town In 1967, Because It Was A Nightclub And That Was The Thing To Do.

I Come From A Coal-mining, Working-class Background. My Father Was A Coal Miner.

I Didn't Have To Play Rugby That Well, And I Didn't Have To Play Cricket That Well, Because I Had This Voice.