My Real Name Was Thomas Jones Woodward,

Plant A Radish, Get A Radish, Never Any Doubt. That's Why I Love Vegetables, You Know What They're About!

I Love Listening To New Stuff, At Home In La I Always Have The Radio On To Hear What Is Happening.

My Real Name Was Thomas Jones Woodward, So I Dropped The Woodward.

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, I Love You, Yes I Do. You And Your Pussy Cat Nose.

People Never Talked About My Music. They Just Counted How Many Knickers Were On Stage.