My Real Name Was Thomas Jones Woodward,

I Think The First Time I Ever Wore A Tuxedo Was When I Played At The Talk Of The Town In 1967, Because It Was A Nightclub And That Was The Thing To Do.

I've Always Worn Jewellery But For A Time It Went Out Of Fashion. Like Grungy And Punk Bands Didn't Wear Jewellery Because It Was Stupid.

Time Is My Enemy. Time Will Catch Up With Me Vocally. And I Dread That. I Dread To Think About Life Without Singing.

Plant A Radish, Get A Radish, Never Any Doubt. That's Why I Love Vegetables, You Know What They're About!

Elvis Was Always Over The Top. That's Why He Had That Gold Lamé Suit! He Designed His Jumpsuits Himself. He Always Said, "if You're Going To Be A Star, You Should Look Like One."