Even My Failures Make Money And Become

That Is The Most Frightening Sight I Have Ever Seen.

This Award Is Meaningful Because It Comes From My Fellow Dealers In Celluloid.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

We Seem To Have A Compulsion These Days To Bury Time Capsules In Order To Give Those People Living In The Next Century Or So Some Idea Of What We Are Like. I Have Prepared One Of My Own. I Have Placed Some Rather Large Samples Of Dynamite, Gunpowder, And Nitroglycerin. My Time Capsule Is Set To Go Off In The Year 3000. It Will Show Them What We Are Really Like.