Punctuality Is The Sole Of Business.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

It Is Easier To Make Money Than To Save It. One Is Exertion, The Other, Self-denial.

Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.