A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth

Give Me A Chance, Says Stupid, And I Will Show You. Ten To One He Has Had His Chance Already, And Neglected It.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

Nature's Bank-dividends.

Hope Is A Pleasant Acquaintance, But An Unsafe Friend.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.